THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "F**K".

It is a magical word; just by its sound you can describe, PAIN, PLEASURE, HATE and LOVE. F**K as an English word takes its name from the German word "FRIKED" which means, "STRIKE".

In language, F**K falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both intransitive e.g. John F**KED Mary, and transitive, Mary as F**KED by John. As an adverb, Mary is a good F**K. And also as an adjective. Mary is F**KING beautiful.

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of F**K.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following.

Greetings

How the F**K are you.

Fraud

I got F**KED at the used car lot.

Disarray

Oh, F**K it.

Trouble

Well, that's me F**KED now.

Aggression

F**K you.

Difficulty

I don't understand this F**KING job.

Displeasure

What the F**K is going on here?

Incompetence

He F**KS up everything.

Lost

Where the F**K is it?

Retaliation

Up your F**KING arse.

No doubt you can think of many more uses, and with these, entire how can anyone be offended when you say "F**K"?

Remember General Custers Last Words - "Where did all these F**King Indians come from?"

And the LAST WORDS of the mayor of HIROSHIMA "What the F**K was that?"

"F**K"

Describes many emotions, no other word can be used in such varied grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun, (I don't give a f**k); as an adjective, (it's a f**king beauty); as a verb in it's form, (the game was f**ked up by the weather); and the intransitive form (he well and truly f**ked it up). Everyday expressions show it's true versatility: -

Denial I'll be F**KED if I did.
Perplexity I know F**K all about it.
Apathy Who gives a F**K anyway?
Greeting How the F**K are you.
Goodbye F**K off!
Resignation Oh F**K it.
Derision He F**KS up everything.
Brian's warning Don't F**K with me!

The word has of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the most notable of them being: -

"What the f**k was that?"

Mayor of Hiroshima.

"Look at all those f**king Indians!"

General Custer.

"Where did all that f**king water come from?"

Captain of the Titanic.

"What a place to plant a f**king tree!"

Marc Bolan.

"That's not a real f**king gun!"

John Lennon.

"The f**king throttle's stuck!"

Donald Cambell.

"Who's going to f**king know?"

Richard Nixon.

"I am outside the f**king exclusion zone!"

Captain of Belgrano.

"Heads are going to f**king roll!"

Anne Boleyn.

"Who let that f**king woman drive?"

Columbia Shuttle Captain.

"Watch him, he'll have some f**kers eye out!"

King Harold.

"I thought I could smell f**king petrol!"

Nikki Lauda.

"What f**king map?"

Mark Thatcher.

"It's my best f**king coat!"

Michael Foot.

"She's just a f**king secretary!"

Cecil Parkinson.

"He's just a f**king mate!"

Jeremy Thorpe.

"Any f**ker can understand that!"

Albert Einstein.

"Of course it f**king looks like her!"

Pablo Picasso.