THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Perhaps one of the most
interesting words in the English language today is the word "F**K".
It is a magical word; just by its sound you can
describe, PAIN, PLEASURE, HATE and LOVE. F**K as an
English word takes its name from the German word "FRIKED" which means,
"STRIKE".
In language, F**K falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb, both intransitive e.g. John F**KED Mary, and
transitive, Mary as F**KED by John. As an adverb, Mary is a good F**K. And
also as an adjective. Mary is F**KING beautiful.
As you can see, there are not many words with the
versatility of F**K.
Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are
also the following.
Greetings |
How the F**K are you. |
Fraud |
I got F**KED at the used car lot. |
Disarray |
Oh, F**K it. |
Trouble |
Well, that's me F**KED now. |
Aggression |
F**K you. |
Difficulty |
I don't understand this F**KING job. |
Displeasure |
What the F**K is going on here? |
Incompetence |
He F**KS up everything. |
Lost |
Where the F**K is it? |
Retaliation |
Up your F**KING arse. |
No doubt you can
think of many more uses, and with these, entire how can anyone be offended when you say
"F**K"?
Remember General Custers Last Words - "Where
did all these F**King Indians come from?"
And the LAST WORDS of the mayor of HIROSHIMA
"What the F**K was that?"
"F**K"
Describes
many emotions, no other word can be used in such varied grammatical nuances. It can be
used as a noun, (I don't give a f**k); as an adjective, (it's a f**king beauty); as a verb
in it's form, (the game was f**ked up by the weather); and the intransitive form (he well
and truly f**ked it up). Everyday expressions show it's true versatility: -
| Denial |
I'll be F**KED if I did. |
| Perplexity |
I know F**K all about it. |
| Apathy |
Who gives a F**K anyway? |
| Greeting |
How the F**K are you. |
| Goodbye |
F**K off! |
| Resignation |
Oh F**K it. |
| Derision |
He F**KS up everything. |
| Brian's warning |
Don't F**K with me! |
The word has of
course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the most notable of
them being: -
"What
the f**k was that?" |
Mayor
of Hiroshima. |
"Look
at all those f**king Indians!" |
General
Custer. |
"Where
did all that f**king water come from?" |
Captain
of the Titanic. |
"What
a place to plant a f**king tree!" |
Marc
Bolan. |
"That's
not a real f**king gun!" |
John
Lennon. |
"The
f**king throttle's stuck!" |
Donald
Cambell. |
"Who's
going to f**king know?" |
Richard
Nixon. |
"I
am outside the f**king exclusion zone!" |
Captain
of Belgrano. |
"Heads
are going to f**king roll!" |
Anne
Boleyn. |
"Who
let that f**king woman drive?" |
Columbia
Shuttle Captain. |
"Watch
him, he'll have some f**kers eye out!" |
King
Harold. |
"I
thought I could smell f**king petrol!" |
Nikki
Lauda. |
"What
f**king map?" |
Mark
Thatcher. |
"It's
my best f**king coat!" |
Michael
Foot. |
"She's
just a f**king secretary!" |
Cecil
Parkinson. |
"He's
just a f**king mate!" |
Jeremy
Thorpe. |
"Any
f**ker can understand that!" |
Albert
Einstein. |
"Of
course it f**king looks like her!" |
Pablo Picasso.
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