Space Corps Directives 1. Article 497 of the Space Corps Directive? "You have to work in order to earn credits for food" (‘Queeg’) 2. Space Corps Directive No. 1743?"No registered vessel should transverse an asteroid belt without deflectors" (‘Psirens’) 3. Space Corps Directive No. 699?"Demand a re-screening after five days in quarantine" (‘Quarantine’) 4. Rimmer Directive No. 271?"No chance, you metal b*****d!" (‘White Hole’) 5. Space Corps Directive No. 68250?"Impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi." (‘Emohawk - Polymorph II’) 6. Space Corps Directive No. 34124?"No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity" (‘Legion’) 7. Space Corps Directive No. 1742?"No member of the Corps should report for active duty in a ginger toupee" (‘ Psirens’) 8. Article 5 of the Space Corps Directive?"Gross negligence leading to the endangerment of personnel" (‘Queeg’) 9. Space Corps Directive No. 312?"To provide minimum leisure facilities" (‘Quarantine’) 10. Space Corps Directive No. 196156?"Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the woman’s gym will be discharged without trial" (‘Rimmerworld’) 11. Space Corps Directive No. 597?"One berth per crew member" (‘Quarantine’) 12. Space Corps Directive No. 39436175880932/B?"All nations attending the conference are only allowed one car-parking space" (‘Gunmen of the Apocalypse’) |
