HOW
TO BE A SEXIST B*****D
All women love a b*****d. It's the best known fact in the whole world that
girlies like to be dominated and stepped all over well, all of them except them stupid
feminist types but you soon spot them by the predictable feministy things they say:
Typical
feministy sayings:
"No" (The biggest
feministy give away of all).
"Go away, and leave me
alone"
"No, I don't want to
sleep with you never ever."
"No, I don't come here
often."
"No, I don't want to
dance."
"I'm already going out
with someone" (probably another feminist!)
"I can't; I'm washing
my hair Friday."
"Look, just F**k off
and leave me alone."
"Get your hands out of
my bra, whoever you are."
"Not even for a
million pounds."
"Go away, or my
boyfriend will hit you."
"No I'm sorry, I'm
washing my hair every night for the rest of my life."
"That's it, I'm
calling the police."
WARNING:
Some feminists pretend not to be feminists and agree to go home with you, but as soon as
you drop your pants they collapse in paroxysms of laughter and say:
"What's
that?"
or
"Where is it?"
or
"Have you had a sex change or what?"
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