HOW TO BE A SEXIST B*****D

All women love a b*****d. It's the best known fact in the whole world that girlies like to be dominated and stepped all over well, all of them except them stupid feminist types but you soon spot them by the predictable feministy things they say:

Typical feministy sayings:

  • "No" (The biggest feministy give away of all).
  • "Go away, and leave me alone"
  • "No, I don't want to sleep with you never ever."
  • "No, I don't come here often."
  • "No, I don't want to dance."
  • "I'm already going out with someone" (probably another feminist!)
  • "I can't; I'm washing my hair Friday."
  • "Look, just F**k off and leave me alone."
  • "Get your hands out of my bra, whoever you are."
  • "Not even for a million pounds."
  • "Go away, or my boyfriend will hit you."
  • "No I'm sorry, I'm washing my hair every night for the rest of my life."
  • "That's it, I'm calling the police."

WARNING: Some feminists pretend not to be feminists and agree to go home with you, but as soon as you drop your pants they collapse in paroxysms of laughter and say:

"What's that?"

or "Where is it?"

or "Have you had a sex change or what?"