PLAYING HARD TO GET...

The Bitch's answer when he asks you out the first time...

Say:

"No. F**k off, you creep".

Call everyone over and say: Hey, guess what? This total nonentity I'd thought I'd go out with him!"

Pull down his trousers and say: "Not 'til that gets better..."

Pretend you don't understand English.

Pretend you don't understand the question.

Emigrate

Pretend to be violently sick at the thought.

Say: I'll have to ask my boyfriend when he comes home on leave from the SAS".

Say: "I have a confession to make, I was once a professional tennis player called Alan".