PLAYING HARD TO GET... The Bitch's answer when he asks you out the first time... Say: "No. F**k off, you creep".Call everyone over and say: Hey, guess what? This total nonentity I'd thought I'd go out with him!" Pull down his trousers and say: "Not 'til that gets better..." Pretend you don't understand English. Pretend you don't understand the question. Emigrate Pretend to be violently sick at the thought. Say: I'll have to ask my boyfriend when he comes home on leave from the SAS". Say: "I have a confession to make, I was once a professional tennis player called Alan".
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