Avoid this like you would Ted Rogers' nob,
because this is the one occasion where, if you're not very careful, you have to do all the
work and he gets off scot-free.
SO, rule number one, AVOID PREGNANCY, by any of
the following means:
1. Tell him you've caught "Vaginal Vipers", which are like
tapeworms only with fangs.
2. Pin a huge picture of
JON BON JOVI on the headboard (just be careful not to look at it yourself).
3. Accidentally castrate
him while carving the Sunday joint
4. Put a video recorder in
the bedroom and insist on watching video nasties like Death Blow To The Winkie every
Saturday night.
5. Hide in the cupboard
under the stairs until you menopause.