Little Tips For

Perfect

Wedded Bliss

HOW TO STOP

YOUR HUSBAND

SNORING

Punch him in the b****cks.

LEGAL ADVICE FOR

THE BITCH

DIVORCE

Grounds for divorce:

(a) Adultery

(b) Unreasonable behaviour

(c) Desertion

These are not grounds for divorce:

Your husband having a car more

than three years old.

Your husband dancing with

someone else at his office party.

Fancying a bit of a change.

Refusing to take you to the

Seychelles.

You can see just how unfair the

whole legal system is.