After the micro-surgeons' conference in New York, the leading surgeons were in the bar, and being drunk as Skunks, began to reminisce over their greatest feats.

The first, an Australian surgeon, explained "We had a chap caught in a printing press at a factory, last year, and all that was left of him was his little finger. Our team of surgeons constructed a new hand and built a new arm, engineered a new body and, ultimately, when he returned to work, he was so efficient he put 5 men out of work".

"That's nothing!" added the American surgeon, "We had a worker trapped in a nuclear reactor and all that was left of him was his hair. We constructed a new skull, a new torso and new limbs, and returned him to work. He's so efficient he has put 50 me out of work!"

The English surgeon was not to be out done. "I was walking down the street when I got the smell of a fart. So I took it back to the hospital in a dustbin bag, let it loose on the table and we got to work. First of all we wrapped an arsehole around it, Built a bum around that, attached a body to one end and legs to the other and gradually it turned into a man called NORMAN LAMONT and he has put the whole f**king country out of work.