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No F**king way.

I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible

You’re F**king kidding.

Really

No c**t told me.

I wasn’t involved in that project

I don’t have f**king time.

Perhaps can work late

Who f**king cares.

Are you sure that’s a problem

Eat sh*t & die.

You don’t say

Eat sh*t & die motherf**ker.

You don’t say sir

Kiss my a**e.

So, you’d like me to help you

He’s a f**king prick.

He’s rather insensitive

She’s a ball busting b***h.

She’s an aggressive go-getter

You haven’t got a f**kin’ clue.

You need a little more training

This place is f**ked.

We’re a little disorganised today

What sort of f**k wit are you?

You’re new here aren’t you

F**k off sh*thead.

Well there you go

You’re a w**ker.

You’re my supervisor & I respect you

F**k off.

I’ll look into it & get back to you

F**k off d**khead.

I no longer require you’re assistance

Ha f**kin’ Ha.

Better luck next time

I don’t really give a f**k.

Certainly I understand you’re problem

Big f**kin’ deal.

So you’ve had a hard day

F**king how much?

Yes that’s reasonably priced

What the f**k do you mean?

Can you run that one by me again