OUR DAD

 

It wasn't long before our dad

Was cumbersome - a drag,

He seem to get the message

And began to pack his bag.

 

"You don't want me around" he said

"I'm old and crippled too"

We didn't have the heart to say

"You're bloody right it's true."

 

He really took an age or more

To pack his tatty Kliade

We started coughing by the door

To hurry him outside.

 

"I'm no use to man or beast,"

He said, his eyes all wet

"That's why were getting rid of you,

You stupid b*****d, get."