SOCIALISM: - You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: - You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.

LIBERALISM: - You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you the milk.

NAZISM: - You have two cows, the government take and shoots you.

BUREACRATISM: - You two cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

CAPITALISM: - You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT WENT TO SEA IN A BEAUTIFUL GREENPEACE BOAT.