MEN BASHING
WHAT IS THE THINNEST BOOK IN THE WORLD? What men know about women.
WHY DON'T MEN HAVE TO USE TOILET PAPER? Because God made them the perfect arseholes.
WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY WAKE UP? Because they haven't got any balls.
HOW YOU TELL IF A MAN'S SEXUALLY EXCITED? If he's breathing
WHAT'S A MAN'S IDEA OF FOREPLAY? About half an hour of begging.
HOW DO YOU SAVE A MAN FROM DROWNING? Take you foot off his head.
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW A LIGHT BULB? One....Men will screw anything.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH AN IQ OF 5? Gifted.
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MAN IS HAPPY. Who cares.
HOW MANY BLOKES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER? We don't know...,it's never happened.
WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE STUPID LOOKS ON THEIR FACES? Because they are stupid.
WHAT DO MEN AN BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON? They're both empty from the neck up.
WHY ARE MEN AND PARKING SPOTS ALIKE? The good ones are already gone, and the ones that are left are handicapped.
WHAT HAVE TOILET SEATS, ANNIVERSARIES AND THE CLITORIS GO IN COMMON? Men miss them all.
WHAT HAVE MEN AND FLOOR TILES GOT IN COMMON? If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk over them forever.
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