Once upon a time there was a man. Now this man was the biggest, most disgusting PERVERT in the world. He had done everything possible, to human and to animal life. Men, women, children, dogs, cats, mice, cows, horses and elephants - nothing was save from his throbbing organ.

One day he was walking across a field after having oral sex with a squirrel, when he came across a warren of nice little bunny - wunnies. "Hmmm," he thought, "I’ve never had it with a rabbit before." Slowly he walked towards a small brown coloured female bunny, and before it could get away he had grabbed it, pulled down his trousers and inserted his willy into the poor rabbit's sexual organs. He had a whale of a time (so did the bunny), he kept banging away for fifty minutes. Suddenly he came to a thrilling climax and lay exhausted next to the smiling bunny. "That was wonderful darling!" said the nympho rabbit.

Two days later the man went to the Doctor complaining of a itchy willy. The Doctor diagnosed some sort of strange new venereal disease. Three days after that the man died of myxomatosis.

Men, women, children and animals breathed a sigh of relief - the pervert was gone forever!

But what of the poor unfortunate Mrs. Bunny who had become pregnant through the, now gone, penis of the Pervert! Nine months later she was wandering through the field when suddenly she felt a strange craving for orange flavour Areo's. She felt a pain in her tummy, and lay on her back with her paws wide open (when I say wide I mean WIDE!). Suddenly out popped her baby. Sqqquueeaallcchh! And Mrs. Bunny died of heart failure, for the little bunny was not a little bunny but was a human BABY. It lie there crying in the grass until a kind old gentleman picked it up. "Hmmmm" he said, as he ate the afterbirth, "Tasty!". He took the little baby home and showed it to his wife. "Oh", she said "What big tits she's got! I should be able to get a few bob for her. I'll probably flog her to the Queen."

This she did, and the Queen decided to call her Lisa. Many years past, and the Princess Lisa grew up - well grew width ways any way. She was known throughout the land as ‘The Virgin Princess’, because she was so innocent and pure, a perverted thought never had entered her clean mind.

UNTIL on her fourteenth birthday, their was an enormous party to celebrate. But for some reason only known to the Princess (and those who are reading this tale), she was not enjoying the party, extremely filthy ideas kept entering her mind. Thoughts of sexual pervertedness associated with various cute, furry, animals. She tried to wipe them from her mind but the urge to give her pet Spaniel a blow job was overwhelming.

A few months later her ‘mum’ and ‘dad’ were killed by a over sexed wild stallion - they were trampled to death.

Lisa became Queen of the land. No one had any idea about her sexual exploits, they all thought she was as pure as newly ‘laid’ snow - UNTIL she was found fondling a huskies John Thomas. The nation had never been so shocked (except when hearing about the exploits of her real dad), and to save herself, Queen Lisa sighed a written decree saying that any sort of sexual perversion, at any age, WAS allowed and no one could be arrested for doing something disgusting like sucking the nipples of a baby female elephant. A few people complained, until they found out how enjoyable whips and bondage was, a the nation became a land of sin and its name was changed to ‘The New Sodom’.

Lisa grew up and outwards (in certain parts of her anatomy), and her sexual urges became stronger. Like one day she met Prince Darren from across the sea. She was having dinner with him and a few royal subjects from both countries, when suddenly she stood on the table took off all her clothes and stood in front of the Prince (giving him two massive black eyes). He was shocked (he hadn’t heard about the Queen or Sodom), and he was more shocked when she pulled out his dapper called Fred and chewed it in her mouth. Minutes later the whole dinner became an ORGY!

Bodies became entwined, mouths became full, and legs were opened. Suddenly Lisa decided that this sort of thing should become a regular event and declared that on every Sunday there will be the new Olympic Sex Games. The first was to be in two days time.

Two days later the first games began. Queen Lisa watched in the Royal Orgy box with her new husband, Prince Darren (she doesn't waste her time does she!), and the games began.

The first game was played by five virile, hungry young men. It was called "Soggy Biscuit". The five all sat naked around a McVities Homewheat, and wanked their balls of. The last one to come lost, and had a nice tasty meal afterwards. Another game was hunt the banana. Ten young maidens lay naked on the grass and a man had to search for a banana which was hidden away in one of the women’s... well, I'm sure you can guess where I mean! Actually, this was quite an easy game as you can spot which woman has the banana - she was the one with the biggest smile on her face!

Queen Lisa watched all this, and her sexual urge was getting so powerful that she demanded to join the game, "Licking Lesbians Play Hunt the Thimble". She was having the time of her life. Then their was the ‘Bunny Game’: how many women can one man have sexual intercourse with in half-an hour. But Queen Lisa changed this to "How many times can Queenie get laid in Three-and-a half hours".

It was during this second hour of this that Queen Lisa noticed that her already large breasts were getting even BIGGER!

"My god," she thought "They’ll be calling me Sammy next! I better go and see a Doctor". Three days later (after some more humping) she visited her Doctor. She showed him her bosoms. "Hmmm", he said, "They are bleeding massive aren’t they. Well I can only say two things. One: The reason that you titties are growing so big is because you have a very rare disease called ‘Physical Inflation’. Now that means that every time you get some sort of sexual feeling your tits grow a little bit. Every time you fulfill your sexual feeling, they grow a tremendous amount. The second thing I can say is this: give us a quick fuck will you."

So they humped away on his desk, And Queen Lisa found that she had never felt so good. The Doctor had such a massive willy that she thought it would rip her open. She looked at her breasts - they were expanding rapidly, now about the size of footballs. Bigger and bigger they grew as they humped. Soon they were so big that the desk and the Doctor snapped in half. But they did not stop growing. The tits filled the room pushing her up to the ceiling. She burst through the roof - her tits the size of double-decker buses. Suddenly she rose of the ground and started floating in the sky. Still they grew as her sexual excitement carried on. Now they were the size of two hot air balloons, and the nipples were rubbing along the ground - as she started to feel even more sexually excited. But the tits couldn’t take it, They were swelling so much that they started to crack and split, suddenly - BBBBBBAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

The to huge Bristol’s exploded ripping through the countryside destroying the whole of New Sodom.

But in her last moments Lisa was still smiling, she died in a way fit for a young ‘can't-get-enough’ nymphomaniac.