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Knowledge:

[  ] The Son Of A Bitch Really Knows His Shit!

[  ] Knows Just Enough To Be Dangerous.

[  ] Only Has Half A Brain And Is Dangerous.

[  ] F**king Brain Damaged, His Coffee Cup Has A Higher IQ.

Accuracy:

[  ] Does Excellent Work If Not Pre-occupied With, Pussy.

[  ] Pretty Good; Only Occasionally Blows It Out His Ass.

[  ] Has To Take His Shoes Off To Count Higher Than Ten.

[  ] Couldn't Count His Balls And Get The Same Number Twice.

Attitude:

[  ] Extremely Co-operative (If You, Kiss His Ass Daily).

[  ] Brown Noser In Good Standing.

[  ] Often Pisses Off Co-Workers, Thinks He Owns the Damn Place.

[  ] Doesn't Give A Shit, Never Did, Never Will.

Reliability:

[  ] Really A Dependable Cocksucker.

[  ] Works So Hard That He Has To Take An Extra Day Off Each Week.

[  ] Can Rely On Him To Be The First One Out The Door.

[  ] Totally F**king Worthless.

Appearance:

[  ] Extremely Neat, Even Combs His Pubic Hair.

[  ] Looks Great On His Days Off.

[  ] Dirty, Filthy, Smelly Son Of A Bitch.

[  ] Flies Leave Fresh Dog Shit To Follow Him.

Performance:

[  ] Goes Like A Son Of A Bitch...If There's Money In It For Him.

[  ] Does All Kinds of Good Shit At Evaluation Time.

[  ] Works Well After An Enema.

[  ] Couldn't Do Less If He Were In A Coma.

Leadership:

[  ] Carries A Chain Saw And Gets Good Results.

[  ] Macho Attitude, Commands Total Disgust.

[  ] Dog Fasted For Three Days, Last Time He Brought Home Pork Chops.

[  ] Mother Teresa Told Him To Get F**ked.

I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN COUNSELED AND UNDERSTAND MY RIGHTS UNDER THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974. I FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM FUCKED UP AND WORTHLESS AS A FOOTBALL BAT, AND I WILL MAKE SOME KIND OF ATTEMPT TO CORRECT MY OBVIOUS DEFICIENCES.