You’ve heard the tale of Robin Hood

And how he did the poor people good

But there’s more of this famous story

Of Sherwood Forests pride and glory

At night when all the robbing was done

Robin and his men would have some fun

In fact it would be fair to say

The Merry men were rather gay

As Little John starts to unwind

Robin takes him from behind

As they frolic in the grass

Robin rams him up the a**e

One night when they were all at play

A gorgeous maiden came their way

She sauntered up to Friar Tuck

And said I’m Marion, wanna f**k

The Friar couldn’t believe his ears

She’s offering sex to us old queers

While he recovered from the shock

Robin presented her with his c**k

The three old men all had a bash

As Marion’s clothes were off in a flash

For Marion this was sheer bliss

As they filled her every orifice

When all was done she gave a whine

"Thank you boys for a lovely time

But for your pleasure you must pay

I’ve got the pox, have a nice day"

"Now listen here" said Friar Tuck

"We don’t really give a fuck

The laughs on you, you silly cow