THE BUS DRIVERS PRAYER

Our father who art in Hendon,

Harrow Road be thy name,

Thy Kingston come,

Thy Wimbledon,

in Erith as it is in Hendon.

Give us this day our daily Berkhamsted,

and forgive us our Westminster,

as we forgive those who Westminster against us.

Lead us not into Temple Station,

But deliver us from Ealing,

for thine is the Kingston,

the Purly, and the Crawley,

for Iver and Iver, Crouch End.