"You can’t possibly be her mother, I
thought you were sisters"
"I thought you were more of the Brandy and
Babycham type"
"I’d have sworn it was the Nat-West I
saw you working in and not Asda"
"Are you sure your chaps not seeing Brenda
again"
"Trust me"
"I work in the theatre, I’ve met all
the top names you know"
"I pranged the Porsche so I’ve got a
Metro on loan at the moment"
"Yes the couch would do fine I’ll sleep
anywhere in an emergency"
"I reckon your easily the best looking girl
here tonight"
"Just sit there and look beautiful while I
go out and change your wheel"
"Steer clear of him he’s got
syphilis"
"Why didn’t I meet you year’s ago,
it would have been so different"
"It must be terrible for you living alone
now he’s moved out"
"No I’m the Detective, it’s my
Brother that’s on the bin’s"
"I was a great dancer till the accident now
I don’t bother"
"I’ve never been one to sleep around,
It has to be love first for me"
"It’s my last chance tonight, I’m
back to the gulf tomorrow and who knows"
"The next time he does that tell me and
I’ll get him sorted out"
"No I’m not married, that was my sister
you saw me out with"
"Most of my money is tied up in the business
or I’d spend it on you"
"I’ve always said my own satisfaction
is secondary to the Ladies"
"It’s not a copy, it’s a genuine
Rolex Oyster and cost nearly a grand"
"Yea ain’t that funny, I’m a big
fan of Des O’Connor too"
"I’ll come with you in your car and
teach you to drive"
"Four brandies is nothing, go on have
another one"
"Of course your the only one for me, nobody
else comes close honest"
"I prefer flying a Harrier to a Lightning
any day"
"I’ve got a mate on the council that
can get you out of the flat’s"
"I’m a freelance photographer,
I’ve done all the top Girls"
"Well actually, glasses on a girl as good
looking as you are fine"
"He’ll say anything to put you off me,
believe me I never went out"
"Can I stay at your place I’ve had a
bit too much to drink I’m afraid"
"Isn’t that the same style of dress
that Di wore at Stringfellow’s"
"You don’t look old enough to have a
son 14 and a daughter 9"
"I’m no problem, I had the snip ages
ago"
"No didn’t know that drink I bought was
called a leg opener"
"Getting married is like buying a car, you
always find a better model"
"I know she said I was no good but it was
the beer that caused that"
"I had this suit hand made in Hong Kong,
they do it in a day for you"
"Your husband don’t deserve anyone as
nice as you, your wasted on him"
"After a bit Florida got so boring, I wanted
to be back here with you"
"I know I’ll come to the house and baby
sit with you, I love kid’s"
"I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to stare
but your look’s amaze me"
"It look’s like brass but its actually
rare Italian unmarked gold"
"You don’t need to loose any weight
your nice as you are cuddly"
"I’m a Cessna pilot you know, I work
for Lester Piggot the jockey"
"If only my wife was half the woman you are,
I’d be a happy man"
"No I’ve heard no talk about you,
nobody told me you were easy"
"Good look’s certainly run in your
family, you could all be film stars"
"You look at lot younger than 34, you could
be taken for 19 or 20"
"My wallet was stolen, else we could have
gone onto a club then to a meal"
"It’s the personality of yours I’m
so attracted to"
"Of course he’d understand you stopping
at my place, look at the fog"
"I’ve had enough of one night stands, I
need to settle down now"
"I’ve only parked up so we can
talk"
"I’ve got a spare ticket for the
Michael Jackson concert you can have"
"As soon as you say stop I’ll stop,
I’m not about to rape you am I"