The Greys, the Blues and implants in your privatesAccording to abduction believers, assorted aliens have been ruthlessly studying humanity for centuries, perhaps millennia. Fortunately, the information traffic has not all been in one direction. Abductees, generally debriefed by means of hypnotic regression techniques, and usually with an in depth knowledge of old sci-fi paperback covers, TV dramas and space horror movies, have been able to provide a picture of the nasties in space. Most common of the 12 or so life forms that plague the earth are the Greys, around a metre tall with big, black oval eyes. Quite sweet looking, if it weren’t for their unpleasant personal habits - such as forcing implants into your private parts.According to New Age ufologists, Greys are into bad energy in a big way, and agree treaties with Earth governments, allowing human abduction in exchange for Grey military technology. Fortunately, there are some good guys out there. The Blues (like most aliens they’ve got big almond eyes too) have been trying to talk at least the US government out of the Grey alliance . The Blues believe in peace and love, so the only people to make a treaty with them were the Hopi Indians.Perhaps worse than the Greys are the Reptoids, who come from the direction of the constellation Draco. They apparently control at least some of the Greys by means of implants, which serves the Greys right. They also have a taste for human flesh.However, their main aim seems to be creating some kind of half-breed to use in their battle with the Confederation of Humans, who are on our side and come from Arcturus, Vega, Sirius, the Pleiades and a few other star systems with romantic-sounding and easily-remembering names. There are many, many others. Their appearances, lifestyles and conspiracy modes are explained at length in a host of alien abduction books, many of which have sold by the hundred thousand. Perhaps most surprising however, is that there are still a few hard-hearted ufologists who refuse to believe in all this. |