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Contents

 

10 Most useless things

24 Reasons why Cucumbers are better than men

A letter from a mother to her son

A new decade of heroic failures

An actual article that appeared in the L.A.Times

Additional training for all staff

Application to be ill

Chicken can kill

Drinkers fault finding guide

Everybody, somebody, anybody & nobody

The English language

Games with baby brother

Letters sent to Council repairs

Red Dwarf space corps directives

Pooh goes Ape-S**t

How to be a sexist b*****d

The b*****d guide to flat sharing

Pick-up lines

What men say. And what they really mean

Playing hard to get

On the road with the bitch

OK. So you're pregnant!

Maternity

Tips & advise

What kind of marriage is you'res

H.M. Prison (Tahiti Wing)

Surgeon's conference

Learn to drive a German car

Tired

Staff notice

How to kill a Suffolk Eel

Management Notice

Memo (Language)

Memo (Revised Retirement Plan)

Jokes

Lonely

Nigel & Shirley A love story

Ode to Arsenal

More Jokes

The Sparrow / The Robin

Thing you should never say to you bank manager

FOR SALE

The As it is horoscope

Our Dad

Totally B*****d things to do to yourself

Computer Department Like Yours ??

The story of Cinderella & her sugly isters

Vasectomy letter

ISIM / The Owl & the Pussycat

Welcome the new girl

Ex's

Irish new year's eve party

Sam the rabbit

Crazy Messages For Consumers

Notice

Educaction

The Italian who when to Malta

People you share your fridge with

Men bashing

Funnies

The Scraggs

Work Rules

Suggestive lines from the Star Wars Trilogy

The world's longest light bulb jokes

Some American trivia to think about

Special notice

Hopeless definitions

How to make money

News reader

Puzzle

Insurance claim statements

Windows 95 error codes

Is there a Santa Claus

Fun things to do in an elevator

Actual excerpts from exam papers

GnatWest

More offensive jokes

A more complete list of pickup lines

The virgin queen

Student Housing In Town (S.H.I.T.)

Employee Evaluation

Soup Collection for fun & profit

The Jobbie guide

Every bomb you make

Fallout Calypso

The tale of young Freddie Laws

Fred West D.I.Y.

Internet

90 jokes guaranteed to offend almost anyone

The complete set of blonde jokes

Men & women

The tale of Robin Hood

Neighbours - the alternative edit

Nightmare on Ramsey street - Harold's revenge

I'm fine thank you

The night before Christmas - neighbourhood watch version

The night before Christmas - the other version

The bus driver prayer

Get your pants off

Top Tips

Baby owl

Dear Earthling

When Martians land in Huddersfield

 

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